LIFE -A REFLECTION OF OUR ACTION

A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, the son fell, hurts himself and screamed: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere on the mountain; "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

With curious, he yelled: "Who are you?" He received the answer; Who are you?" And then he screamed to the mountain; "I admire you!" The voice answered; I admire you! Angered at the response, he screamed; Coward!" He received the answer; "Coward!"

NIGERIA PRESIDENT SACKS PETROLEUM EXECUTIVES & APPOINT SUCCESSORS

In what he described as an attempt to “further strengthen the ongoing reforms and transformation of Nigeria’s Petroleum sector, and in furtherance of efforts to achieve greater transparency and accountability in government”, President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday night sacked the Austin Oniwon led executive management team of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

KIM: I MAY MARRY KANYE BUT NOT NOW

Kim Kardashian has reportedly hinted that she could see herself marrying Kanye West - but it seems it won't be anytime soon.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, whose romance with the US rapper became public in April, suggested that a long-term commitment could be on the cards in the second part of her interview with Oprah Winfrey in a two-part special for OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network), reported USA Today.

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

"Don't ever let someone tell you

that you can't do something.

not even me. You got a dream,

you gotta protect it

When people can't do

something themselves,

they're gonna tell you

that you can't do it.

You want something,

go for it. Period"

BULB COMPETITION

We think this is a way to ease the stress of the week.

On Lasgidilife (LL) we have a very simple and funny task for all our readers across the globe. This involves simple counting.

All you need to do is just to count the number of bulbs in the appended picture, and you stand a chance of winning fabulous prizes.

Anyway have fun while trying to identify the total bulbs in the picture.

Enjoy your day and cause nobody trouble/pain.

Signature: D'Prince

DAVIDO LAUCHES ALBUM

Davido, the so called Omo Baba olowo, is set to officially launch his long awaited album titled O.B.O (Omo Baba Olowo) which comprises of 3 notable songs that are already receiving enormous airplay.

The launching of the album will be taking place on 22^nd of June at Eko Hotel and Suites. This event is managed and powered by Flytime and HKN Records.

Certain artistes have been penciled in to play along with Davido on this particular day. The artistes billed to perform include KSwitch, 2Face Baba, Ice Price, May D, Whizkid and Naeto C.

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SHAN GEORGE- MARRIED NOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES SLEEP AROUND LIKE DOGS

Was this statement out of experience, frustration or the real thing going on in the Nollywood circle?

According to news circulated on the web, Shan George who was one of the most prolific actresses ever to come out Nollywood spat with anger the statement that lot of married actresses in Nollywood are gracing the bed of other men apart from their husbands- something Dru Hill called ‘Somebody Sleeping In My Bed’.

ADELE’S SONG WAKES GIRL FROM COMA

According to The Daily Express a seven-year-old girl who was in coma after suffering from a brain haemorrage and strokes woke up after hearing a tune by singer Adele.

Doctors had warned Charlotte's mother Leila that the coma was terminal and it was time to consider performing the last rites.

REASON WHY DAUGHTERS LOVE THEIR DAD THE MOST

Have you ever wondered why daughters  love or prefer their dads to their moms?

Apart from the psychoanalysis theory postulated by Sigmund Freud regarding child developmental stages, the below is the most simple reason why they do prefer their dad the most

Daughter loves her Dad the most because

There is at least one man (the Dad) in the World Who Will Never Hurt Her

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ARSENAL GETS OLIVER GIROUD

According to Sun Newspaper, Arsene Wenger has agreed a deal with French champions Montpellier for the 6ft 3in France international.

Giroud was an unused sub in last Monday’s 1-1 draw with England.

Wenger has been a long-time admirer and intends to play Giroud, 25, up front alongside new-boy Lukas Podolski and Robin van Persie.

Giroud was Ligue 1’s leading scorer last season with 21 goals.

WORLD MOST EXPENSIVE CARS

If you are like me with weird taste for cars but not just ordinary cars (cars that can make people turn their heads in an unimaginable 360 degrees) then you will understand that cars are the big toys to men and relatively few exceptional women.

I spent hours surfing the web over and over trying to get what makes certain cars out of reach to many admirers and I discovered several features about these cars especially the ‘SPEED’ and the weird ‘LOOK’. Go through and discover what so special about these cars and the market values.

Bugatti Veyron Super Sports @ $2,400,000 Bugatti Veyron tops the list of world’s most expensive cars. Pegged at 2.4 million dollars, it is also the world’s expensive street legal car available on the market today. It enjoys the tag of being the fastest car by reaching 0-60 in just 2.5 seconds! Buggati will lt you whizz around in a mind-blowing speed of 267 mph! Great car with great performance!

MARION LE PEN (22 YRS.) BECOMES THE YOUNGEST FRENCH MP

She is the granddaughter of the founder of anti-immigrant and anti-EU party, Marion Maréchal-Le Pen, who turns 84 this weekend. She is just 22 years of age and a law undergraduate whose eloquence and ready smile caught the attention of the media during her support and campaign for her aunt (Marine Le Pen) who was a presidential candidate in the just concluded election won by the Socialist Francois Hollande.

CELEBRATING FATHER’S DAY

I was deep asleep and snoring aloud like a man that just finished hard labour. It was the call from my phone that woke me up from this pleasant sleep of mine. Before I picked the final call, several calls having been disturbing me, not knowing it was a call from my father wanting to pray for me as today is father’s day. Not different from his usual ways of praying every time he is on phone with me but I wasn’t aware it was father’s day until he told me.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: THE SCORPION'S STING

An old man saw a scorpion drowning and decided to pull it out from the water. He calmly extended his hand to reach the creature: when he did, the scorpion stung him.

With the effect of the pain, the old man let go the creature and it fell back into the water. The man, realizing that the scorpion was drowning again, got back and tried to rescue it but then again, it stung him.

THE FIRST CHINESE FEMALE ASTRONAUT TO VISIT SPACE

According to reports emanating from China, China is ready to send its first female astronaut into space come Saturday. Liu Yang (a 34-year-old air force pilot) will be accompanying two male astronauts on a mission of setting up a permanent base in orbit.

The three astronauts will go to space to work on a temporary space station for about a week. Two of the astronauts will live and work inside the module to test its life-support systems while the third will remain in the capsule to deal with any unexpected emergencies. Wu said the mission will last more than 10 days before the astronauts travel back to Earth in the capsule, landing on Western Chinese grasslands with the help of parachutes.

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CHRIS BROWN & DRAKE FOUGHT OVER RIHANNA

The alleged brawl between Chris Brown and Drake "got really out of control really fast."

Chris and Drake are said to have clashed in New York City nightclub WIP in the early hours of Thursday.

The music stars have had a strained relationship for some time over Rihanna, as there is speculation that the Bajan singer cheated on Chris with Drake during their tumultuous relationship.

KANYE WEST HOUSE BURGLED, KIM DEVASTATED

In expression of her strong attachment and feeling for West, Kim was totally worried about the burglary incident that befell her boyfriend today in Los Angeles.

Report emanating from Los Angeles had it that Kanye West home in Los Angeles was burgled today 13th June 2012 while the rapper was away on his UK tour.

THE SCANDALOUS MADONNA

Creating unbelievable attention is her natural skill. She is the queen of scandalous stage performance and all other young female musicians try to emulate her irrespective of what the press might say. Madonna has been the most notable female scandalous singer of all time when it comes to nudity and music (apart from being one of the best of all time). No doubt about it, she is naturally gifted and can carry along her audience to the brim of satisfaction without having regret for money spent on tickets.

RIHANNA NEEDS A REHAB FOR EXCESSIVE PARTYING

According to an online report, Rihanna needs to visit the rehab for drinking and partying on most nights irrespective of the country she is.

Rihanna’s friends and Jay-Z have advised the talented singer to seek the necessary help before it’s too late. Jay-Z has also threatened to end Rihanna’s contract on his label if she doesn’t get her life in order.

VAMPIRES DIARY5: WHO IS FOOLING WHO (FUEL SUBSIDY SCANDAL)?

VAMPIRES DIARY5

They never ceased to amuse Nigerians with their questionable acts as they continue to mislead and mismanage the Nation’s wealth.

Before the Chairman Zeon oil (Otedola) accused him of bribery allegation, he (Lawan Farouk)denied to the bone marrow that he never collected any bride from oil marketer regarding the investigation he chairman. 


Until Otedola accused him of obtaining $600,000, he maintained the fact that he did not meet with or receive any bribe from anybody. He further stated that the video and audio evidence against him were doctored to damage his (false) reputation.

THE VAMPIRES DIARY 4: OTEDOLA CONFIRMS BRIBE TO LAWMAKERS

THE VAMPIRES DIARY 4

In this particular series of Vampires Diary (the diary about some iniquitous Nigerians) we bring to you full details regarding the fuel subsidy scandal involving the Law-makers and the so-called ‘untouchable Nigerians’. I regard these people as Vampires that are sucking the wealth of this nation. These people are privilege to be at the corridor of power, authority and management of the Nation’s resources instead they are majorly the source of pains to majority of Nigerians as well as reasons behind the backwardness of this Nation.

According to reports in major Nigeria newspapers, the Chairman of Zenon Petroleum & Gas, Femi Otedola explained how the chairman of the ad-hoc committee (Hon Farouk Lawan) and secretary of the committee (Boniface Emenalo) collected $620,000 (Bribe) from them as part payment for an agreed $3 million bribery. This amount was to exonerate Zion Oil from the investigation.

KAY-SWITCH RELEASES 1ST OFFICIAL SINGLE ON BROTHER’S BIRTHDAY (D’BANJ)

 As D’Banj celebrates his birthday, his brother K-Switch has added a song for him to celebrate this red letter day, however, this particular song is totally different from the usual Happy Birthday Song.

KANYE WEST NEW SNEAKERS MADE FANS SLEPT ON STREETS FOR WEEKS

Kanye West fans across the United States and in several other countries lived on the street for a week for their chance to purchase the rapper's new sneakers this weekend at thousands of dollars above the retail price.

The Nike Air Yeezy II sneakers were being sold at a 400 per cent markup on Saturday as thousands of people finally got their chance to buy the footwear after waiting in line for days to take breaks only to shower.

THE SIMPLEST WAY TO UNDERSTANDING WOMAN

At last men can now be in total control of their relationship with women due to this new discovery that is package in simplest form.

With this new book of understanding women, the males can now understand the why, what, who, where and when of every woman.

LAUGH IT OFF: MR & MRS OBAMA

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious.

When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?

She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been in love with her. 

President Obama then said, ‘So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant, ‘’to which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President,’’

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt.

SIMPLE MIND BLOWING QUESTION

If we shouldn’t drink and drive

Why do we need a driver’s license to buy alcohol?