Saturday 1 September 2012


Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"

A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's pant in the car. His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming 'honey, what's this?' He calmly replied, "U just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth ten million naira that I'm handling. She quickly went on her knees apologizing.
Do you call him smart or a good liar or lawyer?

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