You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say
“I am very rich. Marry me “
That‘s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say,” By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says “You are very rich”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .You go up to her and say “I’m rich. Marry me .She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback
LAUGH II: MY NEPHEW & DETTOL CRAZINESS
Anonymous wrote: I am tired of this Dettol adverts,children now believe there are Germs everywhere..
My 5yr old nephew goes around with a Dettol pet can in his pocket.
He sprinkles his friends before playing with them even his books before reading
This evening my food tasted awful, I took a few spoons before I realized my nephew had poured Dettol in my food to kill germs.
If my Nephew doesn’t kill me, who will?
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