Two
guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He
screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to
see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR
MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"
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